A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis.
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They are complaining about their lives. Boy my life boring.
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Ask God for women who are both sexual and horny. That would greatly increase your chances of getting laid.
How do I know? I spoke with pictures universe.
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